So I don't have work today... I can't decide whether I'm happy or not about that. On one hand, I have the day off, on the other, I'm not getting hours...
In other news, my grandma punched my mom in the face yesterday. Needless to say, it was an interesting night. They were fighting over who lost the instruction manual to the oven.
Erin and I got really messed up the other night at her place. At one point she was completely orgasming over this bag of Limon Lays I brought with me. Also, we had this ornate glass bowl full of chocolates sitting on the bed. One second it was there, the next second it wasn't. The next day we LITERALLY looked in every corner of the house for it, but it was completely gone. Things have a habit of disappearing around me.
Back when I first started my job, a box just randomly disappeared when I had my back turned for a split second. It really scared my boss. We looked everywhere and said that the entire time that she had worked there, that nothing like that had ever happened. The box was never found either. I still wonder what happened to it. I think the things that go missing around me fall into small space time vortexes that pop into existence at random intervals. The laws of physics dictate that the bowl and the box exist SOMEWHERE, but I seriously doubt it's anywhere in this galaxy. Or it could have just done what Erin's old phone did, and just phase INTO a nearby object. The box could be in the ground, and the bowl in the mattress.
Fun Fact: A Cross the Universe by Justice, is the best live album I've ever heard.
-Meh
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